Hua Wen Ge

Thursday, September 22, 2005
Did some music for a friend of a friend today, ok that makes him my friend now rite? Haha...We were arranging this chinese song that he wrote. Must say his voice is nice.Kewl tenorish timbre. As usual i had to inject some Leonard Jazz flavour into it! haha...

Something he sed kinda made me stop in my tracks in my mind..."the market's all in chinese music"...Then what the hell am i going to US for?

Then i kinda had weird thoughts of becoming some pop star like david tao or jay chou haha....ok stop dreaming!...anyway just imagine wat if i ditched my producer aspirations and became a singer instead haha...i mean i love to perform just that i was never good enuff a singer to do it...and not good looking enuff (HBJ will change that haha)...well maybe music school will change that...OH LEONARD WAKE UP! U CAN'T EVEN SPEAK MANDRIN ANYMORE! haha....OK i think i agree on the market being in chinese music thing but if i'm goin into that when i come back its not gonna be some cheap chinese pop stuff u hear on the radio these days...i tell u half the songs are ripped off each other lar! argh

Another thing is how da hell am i gonna write songs if i can't even speak the language! haha...who wants to write lyrics for me? Watch out for HUANG SHOUYI on jiu san san radio in 2009 when i graduate man! haha...ok STOP DREAMING!...i'm dosing off!


Album cover? Crap I had to edit the chinese words man! I can't believe i can't even write my own chinese name now! argh! haha... Posted by Picasa

Geography

Monday, September 19, 2005
Haha as most of u know i've been like a pseudo Geog and english teacher in PHS. Met up with a couple of my SPH geog challenge friends from maris stella on sunday...had lunch at the ship...was pretty good
Was reminicing of Marist days and how much i HATE the principal...
Haha...was talking bout geog and then the next day i was asked to replace a Goeg teacher...so i taught this sec one class folding and faulting...reallie reminded me of y i loved the subject in sec school and how i was forced to take science in JC...haha
Met up with another good friend yesterday...Tiny Tim Tay!...after such a long time...was taking about teaching and stuff like that...Haiz yet another person leaving for studies overseas! I WANNA GO TOO!
Gymming has been going well...i actually stuck to my plan last week and didnt miss a workout...
I HATE RUNNING...one thing i noticed is that britney spears songs make good running music(and u know how much i hate britney) but the words and beats kinda resonate with you when u wanna get fitter haha....I WANNA GET IN THE ZONE!, NOW I'M STRONGER THAN YESTERDAY! and many others haha...found myself singing along as i was working up a sweat...weird huh? Gonna try black eyed peas my next workout...PUMP IT!
Gonna be fit by christmas man!...

Last 2 to 21

Thursday, September 15, 2005
Yes yes, the rest of the gang is now 21...haha...that make ALL 5 of us....damn old rite?

Joyces aka part time GF....luv u muchly wish u were here for more part timing....haha
Ur present is gonna take a while...cause silly us don't know how to blardy mail it overseas!

Alvin...gonna miss ur silly rubbish and indian quips when i'm gone...haiz...don't stress out in NTU lar....looks like ur damn busy even for ur birthday....3 of us go and eat dinner soon yeah?

Looks like most of the gang is gonna be overseas...

I'll be like all alone in Boston man!

Can U Believe These 2 are 21 Years old?


OK more galm-mer photo for alvin since he complained haha..


One for mah daaaaaah-ling too...though there were reallie few (if any) glam ones...donch worry ur still CHIOBU #1..shit i think my camera is only good for taking unlgam photos man! argh Posted by Picasa

Nan-or-not?

Sunday, September 11, 2005
Guess wat...actually most of you prolly figured out after the last post that 90% i would have bought the nano ipod by now...haha...and I DID! Today!
After church, 3 of us boyz, Gab, eugene and myself, trooped down to wheelock. Euge and i ended up with white nano's each.
Blew like a week's salary man! damn broke now! damn damn damn broke!
Went home and tried to connect to my comp but to no avail! damn damn pissed! blew so much moolah and cant connect! argh...so went down to tampines mall to get a USB 2.0 Hub to modify my comp to make it compliant with the iPod but again to no avail///must have restarted my comp like 30 times....poor euge was on the other end of the phone hearing my whining! haha....sorrie dude...
So now i'm stuck with a pretty sleek looking device which cant be used cause there's no music in it! argh!.....i'm gonna cry!....gonna try to see if there's anything wrong with it tomorrow at the apple shop again!....maybe its just not fated lar!

YAY I MANAGED TO GET IT TO WORK!.....tried for HOURS but it finally works!...haiz...to cheem had to reset and use it in drive mode then format and update software...

I'm a happy man again!


Happy Men after purchasing iPod nanos

Sad Gabby after not purchasing iPod nano

Box!

baby and daddy!

TINY TINY
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Boyz Nite Out / Gymming Woes

Saturday, September 10, 2005
Went out with old army dudes, some still in army and some not haha...
First stop was arab street for my virgin experience of smoking sheeshah (i reallie dunno how to spell)....we had double apple flavour...
felt like no kick like that...thought i'd get high but no leh? Kinda made me choke abit but was a mild experience...hehe...company was good though although some pple i know have picked up the habit of smoking (not sheeshah)....
Forgot to take the camera out of car so here are shot from my HP...

I'm Smoking! eek! its actually just flavoured gas....weird lar sucking gas out of a tube hehe!

Here's wat the apparatus looked like....real Exotic

Next stop was sempang bedok for PRATA!!!! hehe...good food man quite filling had Plaster egg onion YUMMY!

it was like 230am and we decided to go to pasir Ris for bowling hehe....so we drove down only to find that the place closes at 3am! so we ended up just walking around taking pics with my cam....by the time we left was like about 4am already! haha....

Me and kenny darling! Pasir Ris Bowl sign in the background

Me, Keng and Ronald (McDonald)

Multi-Racial FOOD KAKIS! Suffyan, Me and Jaswant...malay, chinese, indian....actually its Javanese, hainanese, sikh

Late Nite BOYZ at Downtown east (pirate ship in the background) Posted by Picasa

On a heavier note...went to the gym yesterday and nearly fainted after 2 sets of leg presses (i did more exercises b4 this)! i felt like lightheaded and then after resting in the locker room, I nearly blacked out! haiz...damn unfit lar! MUST TRAIN UP B4 USA MAN!

Today was better, went for Hip-Hop class after a 6 month hiatus....i must say i was struggling to keep up with the steps and my heart was racing like siao after every round of moves man! eek!...must train must train!

After my workout, i headed to shower and after that i realised that i had forgetten my key to my locker and could'nt find it afterwards!....damn mahlu lar....had to ask the cleaning uncle to report for me cause i was buck naked with only a towel to cover up the impt bits...thank god i found the key after searching to shower area again! argh LOSE FACE!

I realised i've become damn fat and unfit after ORD so here i'm gonna say it!
Gonna train up till i'm damn fit b4 i go to US...that means i'm gonna gym 3 times a week and run 3 times a week too....diet wise, erm better not say lar...i love food too much man! haha....will try to cut down though...

On another lighter note:
I WANT THE IPOD NANO!!!!die gonna save up for it...shd i get it? its damn damn damn nice and real good for gymming with....haha...maybe i shd get it after i lose 10kg as a reward rite? haha

Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Woke up early to fetch my sis to school, went to gym, went back to pick my sis from school and brought her to lunch today....

Unplanned was our trip to the movies haha....SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL

Was kinda fun bringing little sis out...playing big brother again...and the 3D movie was good (only good part was we got to keep the funky specs)...was getting real dizzy from all the moving screen characters in 3D man! haha

Man i'm hooked on the naruto again!....watching like 20 episodes a day! haha
Ok turkey i'll stop as soon as i finish downloading the other jap show hehe!

Pic taken with my handphone after the show hehe....funky looking 3D Specs Posted by Picasa

IT FINALLY OVER!!!!

Monday, September 05, 2005
YAY! Just had my Piano Diploma Exam today!....thanx to all those who wished me well...and esp Botz for turning pages...even though the turn kinda affected me, and made me lose myself of the score, don't look at it as your fault, its mine for not preparing for this!...I'll just have to get back at u when i turn pages for u on thursday huh!

Exam went rather well abeit the slip of notes and breakdown, the qn and answer section was ok but couldnt answer a couple of questions. haiz...hope i pass man...if not damn mahlu fail 2 times!

HAHA been listening to POP music! haha de ja vous man like after A levels the infusion of classical overdose i just go crazy over pop and r n b man! HAHA.....its just My Prerogative....britney rawks! NOT!!!! haha

Now i can relax as it is the school holidays! so one free week of FUN FUN FUN!!!!haha

I'm SOOOO Chinese man! Sheesh!

Friday, September 02, 2005




You Know You're Chinese When....


You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year.

You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.

When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.

You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.

Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.

You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.

You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.

You eat all meals in the kitchen.

You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.

You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

You always leave your shoes at the door.

You have a piano in your living room.

You twirl your pen around your fingers.

Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.

You don't own any real Tupperware -- only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.

You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses.

You've eaten a red bean Popsicle.

You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as a gift when you visit people's homes.

You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.

The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.

Ditto for paper napkins.

You never order room service.

You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). These travel snacks are always dried. As in not just dried plums, dried ginger, and beef/pork jerky, but dried cuttlefish (SQUID).

Your parents vehemently refuse the sack of gold coin oranges that their guests just brought just to be courteous.

Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.

You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or law.

When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.

You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood.

You don't use measuring cups.

You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax.

You beat eggs with chopsticks.

Your parents' house is always cold.

You have a teacup with a cover on it.

You reuse teabags.

Your mom drives her Mercedes to the Price Club.

You tip Chinese delivery guys / waiters more.

You're a wok user.

You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions.

You have acquired a taste for bittermelon.

You like congee with thousand year old eggs.

You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached -- it means they're fresh.

You never call your parents just to say hi.

You always cook too much.

If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten rice, even if it's midnight.

Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods because they produce hot air.

Your parents never go to the movies.

Your parents send money to their relatives in China.

You use a face cloth.

Your parents use a clothes line.

You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.

You starve yourself before going to all you can eat sushi.

You've joined a CD club at least once.

You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.

You never discuss your love life with your parents.

Your parents are never happy with your grades.

You keep most of your money in a savings account.

You've been on the Love Boat or know someone who has.

Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.

You love Chinese Martial Arts films.

You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.

Shao Lin and Wu Tang actually mean something to you.

You love to go to $1.75 movies.

You love to go to $1.50 movies even more.

You never order sweet-n-sour pork, egg foo young, or chop suey at a Chinese restaurant.

You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch.

Someone in your family drives a Honda... with custom rims.

You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging from your rear-view mirror.

You like to eat chicken feet.

You suck on fish heads and fish fins.

You turn bright red after drinking two tablespoons of beer.

You can get a buzz on Coors O'Douls or Miller Sharps.

You look like you are eighteen.

You only buy used cars.

You have more than five remotes in your house.

You leave the plastic on the lampshade for ten years or more.

You can't bear to throw things away.

Your dad washes his hair four times a day, or never at all.

Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.

You've worn glasses at least since the fifth grade.

Your parents (or some other close relative) own a grocery store or restaurant.

You drive around looking for the cheapest gas.

You add twice the amount of water recommended when making orange juice from concentrate.

You've never seen your parents hug.

Your grandmother lives with you and your family.

You never order desserts at restaurants.

You always have water when dining out.

You say "aiya!" and "wah!" frequently.

You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack.

You love to play mah jong.

You have to read all your parents' mail written in English.

You are constantly being set up with uninteresting (and usually ugly) people by your parents.

You hate eating cheese.

You have a big aquarium filled with colorful fish somewhere in your house.

Your mother is strangely obsessed with plants.

White people look at you strangely if you tell them you are Buddhist.

You notice the main topic at family get-togethers is food.

You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child.

Your folks never speak under 10 decibels at family gatherings.

You never made the school football or basketball team.

You have two middle initials instead of one.

You grow your own bean sprouts in the kitchen.

Your mother made you peel water chestnuts and snow peas.

You have an lonely unmarried relative who frequently drops by during dinner time.

You received little red envelopes containing money on special occasions.

You use the underside of a porcelain bowl to sharpen your knives.

You cut your own hair? or had someone in your family do it.

Your grandmother has a lot of gold teeth? especially in front.

You keep fresh garlic and ginger in the kitchen at all times.

You know what the term "lemon" or a "banana" means.

You only have to shave every other day (maybe).

You wash and reuse ziplock bags.

You know at least three people named Alan Wong.

You never drank milk after eating cherries.

Your parents collect jade jewelry.

You always drink tea after a meal.

Your dad owns at least one bird.

Your parents grow vegetables in a garden.

You use doilies to decorate your furniture.

Your grandmother rapped your knuckles with her chopsticks while reaching food with your fingers.

You're proud to be Chinese - and you pass these jokes on to all your Chinese friends!





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